The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has ordered its members across the country to commence an indefinite industrial action.
The news immediately made ASUU a trending topic on Nigerian social media and the tweets are absolutely hilarious...
See them below...
On a lighter note, if either of your parents was studying at about 2003 and you were born 2004, ask them to tell you more about the "2003 mother of all ASUU strikes."
"University students and Corpers pregnancy full everywhere."
By this time last year @MBuhari approved payment of outstanding ASUU, NASU Arrears owed by the Past administration.
Only God can adequately reward PMB.
I just woke up to hear news about ASUU's indefinite strike that's commencing on Monday and NLC strike commencing on Tuesday. Who did Nigeria offend? This cannot even be true sef. I'm going back to sleep.
with this ASUU strike, one can only pity OAU and LAUTECH students more.. If you know, you know
Asuu Strike to Students.
NLC has being shouting about Strike for a week now but no Strike.
ASUU came out of nowhere and announced indefinite Strike.
LMAO... These are the real World class strikers no be by mouth.
NLC has been threatening Nigerians with Strike for many months, ASUU just woke up one day and Fiam! They are on strike. The kinda G.O.A.T i stan!!!! Gbefun
ASUU strike
NLC strike
TUC strike
NUATE strike
ANAP strike
All in same week.
Only one country.
ASUU, NLC, THUNDER AND MORATA, which of these is the best striker?
DAD: My Son I'm so proud of you, You are now in your final year.
SON: Ah! yes o, by this time next year, I will be in NYSC.
ASUU:
The worse thing about ASUU strike is that the duration is unpredictable. It could last a week or last so long that your course mates will marry & give births to 3kids before it ends.
2013 Strike i left school slim, resumed in 2014 an Orobo
Finalist planning to graduate before the end of 2018
ASUU
[Meeting of the gods]
Zeus: Welcome Thor, and my fellow Thunder gods. Based on strike statistics, our Nigerian delegates, Amadioha & Sango have been doing a bad job. However, a new executive has arisen to head that department. Give a standing ovation as he comes on stage
ASUU:
ASUU is on strike, NLC, TUC are preparing for Nationwide strike, National Union of Air Transport Employees are ready for indefinite strike. Many Nigerians are on hunger strike. Buhari and his loyalists are celebrating WAEC result. This is Nigeria.
BREAKING: ASUU begins nationwide strike with immediate effect..
Nigerian Students:
Baby are you ASUU? because your beauty dey strike me like thunder.
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