TODAY IN THE #NEWS

Today in the #News
• YABATECH fire: Rector visits 13 hospitalised students
• Suicide bombings will end soon - Army
• Military Board reaffirms commitment to pensioners' welfare
• ASUU strike: LASU lecturers resume work
• Ex-banker in court over alleged N435m fraud
• 11 die as police, hunters clash in Ibadan
• Ex-Air chief Amosu asks court to disqualify EFCC's witness
• Policeman allegedly assaults Lagos pastor
• IT consultant accuses police of shooting him
• Two brothers, traditional ruler's son to die for murder
• 128 policemen killed in three months - Idris
• Reps pass N70.6b NCC 2016 budget
• Court: no counter-order on Jonathan's wife's $15.5m
• Govt to pay $5.1b cash call debt in five years
• Police parade 14 officers, 45 others for 'kidnapping'
• Fed Govt reduces monthly wage bills by N20b
• Ondo: Police deploy 26,000 as AD alleges rigging plot
• Ondo: Suit challenging Akeredolu's candidature stalled
• Ondo Guber: Ibrahim heads to S'Court,
• Ondo: Jegede is PDP's right candidate, Appeal Court rules
• Ganduje presents 2017 budget proposal to Assembly
• Ogun 2017 budget estimate objectives are realistic–Speaker
• Zamfara police rescue 41 abducted persons
• Ondo govt. promotes 2, 212 workers
• 'Fake' doctor held for expectant mum's death
• Gunmen kidnap NULGE VP in Abia
• Reps move to approve N208.8bn Virement  in 2016 Budget
• Lagos cancels monthly environmental sanitation day
• Buhari orders ban of unregistered teachers from classrooms
• Police recover caches of arms in Lagos
• Court dissolves marriage over alleged infidelity
• UN to deliver food, nutrition supports to Borno, Yobe
• AMISOM plans exit strategy in Somalia
• Obama commutes 1,023 prison sentences
• Colombia to sign peace pact with FARC
• Nollywood celebrity 'steals' IPhones
• Super Falcons held by Black Queens
• Lazio get ultimatum to pay Onazi's salaries
• Record tumbles at ISL athletics meet

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Today in the #News

• Supreme Court judge arraigned for money laundering
• DHQ declares 55 Boko Haram suspects wanted
• Ngwuta 'hid N27m cash, luxury vehicles'
• 80% not qualified to write JAMB, says Registrar
• Painter wins land in Elegushi worth  N42m
• Edo Central Group questions Oshiomhole's discretion, altruism
• Police recover caches of arms in Lagos – Commissioner
• 10 kidnapped persons rescued in Abuja
• Buhari won't be alone in 2019, says Presidency
• Senate to reject proposal to punish forex owners
• Our embassies national embarrassment, says Minister
• Ondo poll: Police arrest man with 3 guns, 5 cutlasses
• Buhari to attend Malabo Summit
• Social media, nightmare to PR Managers - Minister
• Nigeria's maritime law is outdated, says CISN chief
• Immigration proposes extension of passport's validity to 10 years
• Nigeria records $9bn post-harvest losses - Buhari
• EFCC slams corruption charges on Ofili-Ajumogobia, Obla
• Buhari, Amosun meet in Aso Rock
• '80% of private schools in Nigeria do not deserve licence'
• Court picks December 13 for trial of NIMASA chief
• 10 killed in Cross River communal conflict
• Senate begins probe of Navy over alleged Vessels pilfering
• 'I can't guarantee Trump won't pursue campaign rhetoric'
• Omar Bin Abdul Aziz hospital destroyed in Syria
• Nigeria missing at World Junior Taekwondo Championships
• 50,000 athletes to participate in 2017 Lagos city marathon - Ambode
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Today in the #News

• B'Haram: IGP seeks support from Botswana, Burkina Faso
• Monarch urges FG to adequately fund Police
• You can't probe Ekiti bailout funds, govt tells Senate
• Benue can account for bailout fund'- CPS to the Governor
• Group faults Niger Delta leaders' 16-point demand
• Edo Assembly suspends former Speaker
• Former Abia governor Orji Kalu defects to APC
• Edo Assembly approves N200m house for Oshiomhole
• Reps consider Buhari's N180b virement request
• Nigerians pay lower rates for DSTV, says Multichoice
• INEC configures card readers for Ondo poll
• Senate wades into crisis between ASUU, FG
• Hold FG responsible for strike, says ASUU
• LASU lecturers join ASUU warning strike
• Diversification: Fed Govt explores non-oil resources in Bayelsa
• Appeal Court reserves judgment in Jegede's appeal against Ibrahim
• Court strikes out suit challenging Saraki's trial at CCT
• Dasuki's lawyer fault claim on permission to visit late father
• Husband, wife die after a fight in Enugu
• 'Ghost projects awarded under Jonathan'
• Lagos seals six events centres, night clubs
• Police arrest four 'cultist', suspected land grabber
• Police to youths: No permission, no Christmas carnival
• Court dissolves marriage over hubby's inability to pay dowry
• Rape suspect gets N500,000 bail
• Secret employment: Senate summons Federal Civil Service boss
• Three in prison for stealing in church
• Nanny in court over alleged theft of N10m jewellery
• Man 30, stabs father to death
• Police foil kidnap attempt on Otedola
• Osinbajo presides over scanty FEC meeting
• 'I can become Nigeria's Donald Trump come 2019'
• Arik Air scales down flights as aviation fuel scarcity worsens
• How to curb TB in rural areas - experts
• AU troops kill 12 Al-Shabaab militants in Somalia
• Trump: Nigeria may get less grants, aids from US – MAN
• FIFA U-20 W'Cup: Falconet defeats canada 3-1

Today in the #News

• I'll deport three million illegal immigrants, says Trump
• TRUMP: Our fears, our expectations, by Nigerians resident in US
• $175m found in Jonathan's wife's firm's bank account
• Why we sacked 23 University staff- FUNAAB
• FUNAAB crisis: Management threatens more sanctions against non-teaching staff
• SSANU set to shut down FUNNAB over sack of 23 members
• Chibok girls: Presidency, Military deny payment of $21m for ransom
• 3 suspected female bombers killed in Maiduguri
• Okada rider, 42, docked for alleged assault
• Fani-Kayode arraigned for alleged N26m money laundering
• Ex-CJN to his successor, others: let's save Judiciary
• Sagay to Justices: leave Amaechi, Onu out of your case
• Fed Govt won't revisit power privatisation, says Fashola
• UNILORIN ASUU accuses authorities of planning to kill members
• Witness: fire fighters were denied access to Synagogue's collapsed building
• Buhari insists on $29.9b loans at session with Saraki
• Lagos-Ibadan Road to be completed soon, says Fashola
• RIVERS RE-RUN: We'll match Wike threat for threat, Amaechi vows
• Buhari unveils economic recovery plan in December
• You can't stampede me over green card, Soyinka tells critics
• Huge crowd as Obaseki takes oath of office
• Edo state: Obaseki, Shaibu sworn into office
• Obaseki restates commitment to create 200,000 jobs
• Oshiomhole commutes four death row inmates to life imprisonment
• Methodist Church reverend kidnapped in Ibadan
• Armsgate: Court remands Air Force chief, Omenyi, two others in Kuje prison
• Terrorism working against Africa's development - Buhari
• Nine feared dead in Enugu auto crash
• Oshiomhole appoints head teacher Permanent Secretary
• God answered my prayers to end well - Oshiomhole
• Trader docked for allegedly receiving stolen property
• Man gets N500, 000 bail for attempted murder
• We paid N15.1m to free Oniba - Witness
• Troops intensify operations to flush out N'Delta militants
• Clark blows hot against militants

Today in the #News

• Pay attention to us like Chibok girls, wounded soldier urges Nigerians
• Many feared killed as Shiite, Police clash in Kano
• Shekau to Trump: war has just begun
• Obaseki shuns visitors on first day in office
• Why I don't visit U.S., by Atiku
• Senate Committee commends Egbin Power project
• NERC decries incessant electrical accidents at EEDC
• Video, infographic to spread awareness on Diabetes
• Nigeria may face famine in January, Presidency warns
• Council poll: OYSIEC releases timetable
• Governors uncomfortable with investigations into spending of bail-out funds – ICPC
• JAMB to reduce 180 cut-off mark
• Osinbajo, Saraki, governors meet in Aso Rock
• Alleged N1.1m theft: Sales representative docked
• NCC to sanction 13 operators over unsolicited telemarketing
• Tension in FUNAAB as SSANU protest sack of 23 colleagues
• Demand for gas increases as petrol records marginal hike
• Gunmen abduct 72yr-old retired principal in Bayelsa
• Socialite to face fresh charges for allegedly defrauding Bamaiyi
• Deputy governors challenge cleric over doomsday prophecy
• Poly students protest fees hike
• Nigerian women farmers take to Kilimanjaro
• Police arrest suspected armed robber
• Gaidam presents staff of office to Emir of Ngelzarma
• Ecobank asks CJ to re-assign Honeywell's suit to new judge
• Navy plans fresh strategies to counter militancy
• Police in Niger re-strategise for yuletide
• Buhari can't afford to fail Nigerians - El-Rufai
• NHRC to honour human rights promoters
• Clinton's prophesy: TB Joshua breaks silence
• Corruption: FG must take charge of petroleum industry - Expert
• Judge knocks EFCC for re-arresting Fani-Kayode in court
• AAU shuts down over students' protest
• ASUU to embark on one week warnings strike
• WHF previews global 'Roadmap' to tackle cholesterol
• We need oil to get out of oil -Osinbajo
• Jigawa to immunise 1m children against polio
• NPA, BudgIT, sign MoU on budget implementation
• Owerri rocks with Star Music Trek

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